|Two Ritz Crackers (Photo credit: Wikipedia)|
When he was three years old, Father Fitzgerald asked for a “priest suit” for Christmas.
When he was seven, he liked to “play priest” with his sisters, using Gatorade as wine and Ritz crackers as host.
When he was 13, he started collecting autographs of his favorite priests.
During his high school years, he collected pennants from the top Catholic seminaries and used them to decorate his bedroom wall.
When it came time to apply to college, he narrowed his selections to universities that had the highest acceptance rate at those top seminaries.
Editor's note: All this is made up.