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| Two Ritz Crackers (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
When he was three years old, Father Fitzgerald asked for a “priest
suit” for Christmas.
When he was seven, he liked to “play priest” with his
sisters, using Gatorade as wine and Ritz crackers as host.
When he was 13, he started collecting autographs of his
favorite priests.
During his high school years, he collected pennants from the
top Catholic seminaries and used them to decorate his bedroom wall.
When it came time to apply to college, he narrowed his
selections to universities that had the highest acceptance rate at those top
seminaries.
Editor's note: All this is made up.
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